The Damnable Hum
byAnd I hear the sounds of silence. That which is not silent at all. The rustle of the trees, dry and crisp in true…
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ROCKET SCIENCE: Sha-boom
byI care for drama. It gives me great comfort to realize why drama exists and how it is distinguished from reality and its importance…
ROCKET SCIENCE: Such Things as I will Never Understand
byI saw a documentary about Industrial Light & Magic (I L & M), which thoroughly explained the evolution of digital special effects in movies….
ROCKET SCIENCE: Not Everyone is Capable of Splitting the Atom
byAudacity, bravery, fearlessness and disguised wizard Ricky Gervais is far and away the best comedian of the new millennium. All of you novice stand-up…
ROCKET SCIENCE: Those Beautifully Blessed Buddha Eyes
byI’m not the one to ask, really. Growing into this absurdity called maturity by most, I thought exactly the opposite—I am the one to…
ROCKET SCIENCE: Deconstructing The New Age Great Sunshine-Up-Your-Butt Machine
byLet what go? Is it supposed to be a remedy or some holy resolution to be able to “let it go,” as so many…
ROCKET SCIENCE: Filling the Cauldron of Sorrow to the Brim
bySomewhere along the line, everything fell apart. As the New Year approaches I can only recant any and all of the fake creeds that…
Chris the Robot
byHi, my name is Chris. I’m a licensed massage therapist living in the metro area. I like food, cats, gaming, and healthy relationships. Hello…