Yes, we have no bananas—again
The banana industry is facing a scourge as vicious as a locust swarm and as terrifying as a…
Addressing The Bigfoot Brigade
Every year a number of venues around the country host a Bigfoot Expo. At these gatherings, people share…
Befriending Finite
In general, the older you become, the nearer you get to your death. It’s only natural because none…
The Body Amazing
The human body is more amazing than you think, assuming I know anything about how you think. This…
An insignificant essay on what anyone has to say
Say what you will—and I know you will say it—but ultimately, I am a soul with nothing to…
Country Life
I lived in cities for most of my early life but as I approached an age not recommended…
Perpetual Wisdom from a Wise Guy
Each year I survive has brought me a new year to challenge my survival. I have made it…
A package from Bolivia
My friend Adolfo is a policeman in Desaguadero, Bolivia. He has lived in the small town along the…
Song of Ambam
My visit to the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Great Britain was not supposed to last long…
Extreme realities
Two people may sleep in the same bed, under covers, sharing pillows and space, yet their individual dreams…